GIF ~ Sticky Man ~ Frustration ~ Banging My Head On The Wall

'Why must people be so irritating?'

Sigh! Never mind... I get to practice my Humility... but... 

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, 
when I'm perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror, 
I get better looking each day.
To know me is to love me, 
I must be a hell-of-a-man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, 
but I'm doing the best that I can.
~ Taken from this Song,
'It's Hard To Be Humble' 
~ by Mac Davis'

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Hear the song:

'It's Hard To Be Humble' ~ by Mac Davis'

http://youtu.be/mYKWch_MNY0

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Here are the lyrics:

'It's Hard To Be Humble' ~ by Mac Davis'

Mac: (spoken)
Back a few months ago, I was headlinin' a great big nightclub...
and they put me up a couple days early, I came in a couple days early
and they put me up in what they call the "Star Suite",
now here I am, headlinin' in one of the biggest nightclubs
in the country and I wake up at eight o'clock in the morning
in this "Star Suite"... ...all by myself.

Crowd: Awwww.

Mac: Yeah, that's what I said, "Awwwww."
But I did what I've always done, man, to cheer myself up,
I picked up my guitar, I sat down and I wrote me a little song.
Now this is how it feels to be alone at the top of the hill,
tryin' to figure out why.

(sung)
Chorus:
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble / When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror / Cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me / I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble / But I'm doin' the best that I can!

I used to have a girlfriend / But I guess she just couldn't compete
With all of these love-starved women / Who keep clamoring at my feet
Well I could probably find me another / But I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares? I never get lonesome / Cause I treasure my own company.

Ohhhhhh..... (Chorus:)

I guess you could say I'm a loner / A cowboy outlaw, tough and proud
Well, I could have lotsa friends if I wanted, / But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd
Some folks say that I'm "egotistical", / Hell, I don't even know what that means!
I guess it has something to do with the way / That I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans

Ohhhhhh........
come on, where's all the kickers in here?! (Chorus:)

(Ending:)
One more time, what are we doin'? 
We're doing the best that we can! 
Give yourselves a hand. Yeeee-haw! 

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