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Monday, November 28, 2011

Joke ~ It Is Obvious There Is No God

A college class was led by an atheist professor, and every day he'd stand in front of his class and say, "Have you ever seen God?" to which nobody would answer. Then he'd ask, "Have you ever felt God?" and nobody would answer. Finally he'd ask, "Have you ever heard God?" and, like the other times, nobody would answer. He then would say, "It is obvious that there is no God."

One day a Christian student had been having an extremely bad day; her car broke down, her mother was sick, her boyfriend was out of town, and she'd gotten a bad grade on one of her exams. She had been fed up with her professor's little act every morning, so she decided to do something about it.

While the professor stood up at the beginning of class and did his thing, the student had an idea. She got up and said, "Professor, would you mind if I said something?" He said, "Of course not. This is an expressive classroom, and I think it would be fine if you spoke your mind."

The girl said to the class, "Have you ever seen our professor's brain?" and nobody answered. Then she asked, "Have you ever felt our professor's brain?" and nobody answered. Finally she asked, "Have you ever heard our professor's brain?" and, like the other times, nobody answered.

She then said, "It is quite obvious that our professor has no brain."


Think about it...

"There is no reciprocity. 
Men love women, 
women love children, 
children love hamsters."
~ Alice Thomas Ellis

Chances Are ~ Johnny Mathis (Lyrics) ~ and YouTube Video

Chances Are ~ Johnny Mathis (Lyrics)

Chances are 'cause I wear a silly grin
The moment you come into view,
Chances are you think that I'm in love with you.

Just because my composure sort of slips
The moment that your lips meet mine,
Chances are you think my heart's your Valentine.

Bridge Part 1:
In the magic of moonlight,
When I sigh, "Hold me close, dear,"

Bridge Part 2:
Chances are you believe the stars 
That fill the skies are in my eyes.

Bridge Part 3:
Guess you feel you'll always be
The one and only one for me
And, if you think you could,
Well, chances are your chances are awfully good.

Bridge Part 1 (Instrumental):

Bridge Part 2 & 3 (Sung):

The chances are, your chances are...awfully good.

Johnny Mathis - Chances Are (Original Stereo)

Johnny Mathis - Chances Are

Johnny Mathis - Chances Are


The Cat & The Canary

English Idiom?

"She looks like the cat who swallowed the canary"

"She has accepted their marriage is over and that he wants to marry the other woman... but what she can't accept is how he's walking around openly with the other woman, who "looks like the cat who swallowed the canary". 


Socks ~ Marks & Spencer

I've decided to buy this pair of socks from Marks and Spencer because they lasted longer than the cheaper ones I bought. I've used this brand for more than a year and it's still very good with no holes from tearing. I'm going to buy another 4 pairs and will be throwing away all the other older socks from other brands. 

~ Marks & Spencer, 
~ 4 Pairs Sports Socks (Cost: $20)
~ Cotton Rich
~ Size 10-12


Marriage Vows, Its Strength & Who Would You Save?

Do we know the strength of our marriage vows?

"Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate."
~ Mark 10:9, New International Version (NIV)

Who would you save?

In yesterday's sermon (2011 Nov 27, 1130am Mass), Fr Kenny in CTK (Singapore) asked this question which went something like this... "...you're out at sea, the boat has capsized and you're a strong swimmer but you can only save one person... who would you save, your husband or your mother?". I thought it should be "your wife or your mother?"... anyway... he went on to explain that nothing should come between the marriage of a husband and wife. So the answer to that question was "save your husband". To emphasize further... he replaced the choices with "...your husband and your cute baby girl?" and the answer is still the same... "... it is unfortunate that you should save your husband and watch your cute baby girl drown". 

Let's hope and pray that we never have to answer this question.