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Thursday, November 27, 2008

Merry Christmas ~ Away In A Manger


Away in a manger
no crib for a bed
The little Lord, Jesus,
lay down his sweet head

The stars in the bright sky
look down where he lay
The little Lord, Jesus,
asleep on the hay

Garfield Quotes



• When the lasagna content in my blood gets low, I get mean.

• His I.Q. is so low you can't test it. You have to dig for it.

• Good times are ahead or behind because they sure aren't here.

• If you are patient and wait long enough... Nothing will happen!

• I'm not messy. I'm organizationally challenged!

• If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupid.

• Never leave your food dish under a bird cage.

• Odie, let's talk "effort" versus "return" here. You know, you can still lead a pointless life without all that running around.

• Show me a good mouse, and I'll show you a cat with bad breath.

• Some people have anxiety attacks; some people have gas attacks... I have nap attacks.

• You can bet it wasn't an exercise freak who invented power steering.

• You know what "diet" is, don't you? It's "die" with "tea" that's what it is!

• All I do is eat and sleep. There must be more to a cat's life than that. But I hope not.

• Anybody can exercise but this kind of lethargy takes real discipline.

• Avoid fruits and nuts; after all, you are what you eat.

• Eat every meal as though it were your last.

• I eat too much because I'm depressed, and I'm depressed because I eat too much. It's a vicious circle that took years to perfect!

• I shall now attempt to eat a diet lunch consisting of one leaf of lettuce lightly seasoned with one tub of Mayonnaise!

• This is it. I've reached the pinnacle of laziness and gluttony... How depressing. There's no place to go after you've reached the top.

• Would you be willing to lead a parade in celebration of the lazy life? If the answer is yes... you're all wrong for lazy week.

Quote: We Work Best Under Pressure


 
We work best under pressure; You’d be surprised how fast you can run when a Black-Panther is chasing you. ~ PGA

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