Joke ~ Baby Chimp & Mum

I received this joke via email today.

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One day, a baby chimp asked his momma, 

"Mommy, why are we so funny looking?" 
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The mother smiled and told him, 

"You ought to thank God that we are the way we are. 
You should see the person that is reading this.

 ~ Joke ~ Baby Chimp & Mum ~ 2011Feb17,0800hrs

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IQ Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals:

a Lion,
a Chimpanzee,
a Giraffe,

and a Squirrel,

who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully ... Try and answer within 30 seconds.

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

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If your answer is:

Lion - you're dull.

Chimpanzee - you're a moron.

Giraffe - you're a complete idiot.

Squirrel - you're just hopelessly stupid.

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A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS!

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.

You should take some time off and relax!

Try again next year.

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IQ Banana Test

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