Dalai Lama Joke

I didn't compose this joke but here's my version combining 2 punch-lines by Karl Stefanovic & P Smears. If the people you're telling to don't get the first punch-line, hopefully they'll get the second one. You can read where I got this HERE.

http://enterarena.blogspot.com/2011/12/panda-joke.html

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A Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says, "Can you make me one with everything?". 

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After the Dalai Lama got his pizza, he paid it with a $100 bill. When the pizza-cashier took the $100 bill, the Dalai Lama asked for his change. "Change," said the pizza-cashier, "must come from within."

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The video below shows the first half of the joke (the first punch-line) by Karl Sefanovic. The second punch-line by P Smears you can read HERE.


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Videos on YouTube:

Karl Sefanovic tries to tell a Dalai Lama joke - to the Dalai Lama.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkDFBVczcGY

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