Joke ~ Drinking Joke ~ An Old Lady's Advice
105 year old lady's advice to us all.
“For better digestion – I drink beer.
In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.
In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine.
In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.
And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.”
Q. “When do you drink water?”
A.“I’ve never been that sick.”