Message from GOD
• It's not the end of the world. Not until I say so, anyway.
• Don't forget to your umbrella, I might water the plants today.
• Please don't drink and drive, you're not quite ready to meet me yet.
• If you think Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at my masterpiece... in the mirror.
• What do I have to do to get your attention? Take out an ad in the paper?
• I was thinking of making the world black and white. Then I thought... naaah.
• Could you imagine the price of air, if it were brought to you by another supplier?
• I am here.