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Friday, July 13, 2012

Humor ~ The Assumption Song

Video 1:

The Assumption Song


The Assumption Song
~ by Arrogant Worms

There was an old farmer
Who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow
Just shaking his...

Fist at some boys
Who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water
Their hands on their...

Marbles and playthings
And at half past four
There came a young lady
She looked like a...

Pretty young creature
She sat on the grass
She pulled up her dress
And she showed them her...

Ruffles and laces
And white fluffy duck
She said she was learning
A new way to...

Bring up her children
So they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard
Were shoveling...

Refuse and litter
From yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow
Was rubbing her...

Eyes at the fellow
Down by the dock
He looked like a man
With a sizable...

Home in the country
With a big fence out front
And if he asked her politely
She'd show him her...

Little pet dog
Who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him
Grab hold of her...

Small tender hand
With a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over
And suck on his...

Candy, so tasty
Made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whipped cream
All over her...

Cookies that she had
Left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty
You can go f*...yourself (f* = *find)

Go *find yourself... 
... another song.
Go *find yourself... 
... another song.

Video 2:

Here's another animated video in color... hmm...

The Assumption Song.3gp


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