Joke ~ Wife’s Anger Management

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Wife’s Anger Management ~ 01

Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'

Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'

Husband: 'How does that help?'

Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'

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Wife’s Anger Management ~ 02

A couple had been married for 50years. There was only one thing that the wife had forbidden her husband to do, and that was to open a small silver box that was kept upon her dresser. After 50 years of marriage, the husband thought it he had waited long enough to ask about that small silver box. He asked her about it and the wife said, “Ok, go get it and I’ll explain. The husband got the box… opened it… and inside were 3 small stuffed teddy-bears & $80,000 cash. He asked her what the teddy-bears meant. She said, “Whenever I get angry with you, I’d make a small stuffed teddy-bear.” He thought for a moment, and then replied, “For 50 years you only got angry with me 3 times whereas I get angry with you so often. Please forgive me. Now what’s the story with the $80,000”. The wife replied, “That’s all the money I made from selling the other teddy-bears.”

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