Humor ~ The Assumption Song

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Video 1:

The Assumption Song

http://youtu.be/TywmpMQYojs

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Lyrics:

The Assumption Song

~ by Arrogant Worms

There was an old farmer

Who lived on a rock

He sat in the meadow

Just shaking his...

Fist at some boys

Who were down by the crick

Their feet in the water

Their hands on their...

Marbles and playthings

And at half past four

There came a young lady

She looked like a...

Pretty young creature

She sat on the grass

She pulled up her dress

And she showed them her...

Ruffles and laces

And white fluffy duck

She said she was learning

A new way to...

Bring up her children

So they would not spit

While the boys in the barnyard

Were shoveling...

Refuse and litter

From yesterday's hunt

While the girl in the meadow

Was rubbing her...

Eyes at the fellow

Down by the dock

He looked like a man

With a sizable...

Home in the country

With a big fence out front

And if he asked her politely

She'd show him her...

Little pet dog

Who was subject to fits

And maybe she'd let him

Grab hold of her...

Small tender hand

With a movement so quick

And then she'd bend over

And suck on his...

Candy, so tasty

Made of butterscotch

And then he'd spread whipped cream

All over her...

Cookies that she had

Left out on her shelf

If you think this is dirty

You can go f*...yourself (f* = *find)

[Ending]
Go *find yourself... 
... another song.

Go *find yourself... 
... another song.

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Video 2:

Here's another animated video in color... hmm...

The Assumption Song.3gp
http://youtu.be/lWLHGGc14v8


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