Joke ~ Wine, Woman and...

I just received another variation to this joke which warrants an update because it's shorter and easier to tell. If you want to read my earlier posting on this similar joke, click HERE.

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Joke ~ Wine, Woman and Look who's talking

Woman having wine 
at home, with husband.

She says,
"I love you."

He asks, 
"Is that you or 
the wine talking?"

She replies, 
"It's me... talking... 
to the wine".

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I am an encouraging driver

I saw this poster in Chinatown (Singapore) and was drawn to it. I like it.

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Poster in Chinatown (Singapore)

. "I AM AN  ENCOURAGING  DRIVER." Don't be too quick to see red. .

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