Quote ~ Ashes

We will rise again from ashes... but first... we have

got to get off our lazy ashes and do something good.

~ unknown

Recipe?

Someone sent me this picture below. It looks so delicious that I'm thinking of guessing the recipe and this is what I've come up with.

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Food ~ Fried Prawns with Curry Leave, Spring Onions & Asparagus

Ingredients:
Prawns
Curry Leaves
Spring Onions
Asparagus

Method:
Put some oil into the wok. When you see some smoke coming out from the oil then it's ready to receive the ingredients. Throw them all in and fry. When all ingredients are cooked, then it's ready to eat.

Important Note & Question:
I've never cooked anything in my life... does it show?

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Catholic Joke ~ Ash Wednesday

Which version do you like?

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Lent starts on Ash Wednesday...

English Version

Let's get off our lazy arses and do something!

American Version

Let's get off our lazy asses and do something!

Catholic Version

Let's get off our lazy ashes and do something!

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