Joke ~ Living Will

I got this joke from this morning's sermon...

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Joke ~ Living Will

A husband said to his wife, "If I'm ever in a vegetative state... please unplug all those wires from the machines that help keep me alive and don't let them feed me with those liquid stuff. I don't want to live like that. I'd rather die."

The wife was quiet for awhile, and then she smiled, and proceeded to unplug his TV, his Laptop Computer, his iPHONE, his iPAD, his Play-Station, his Wii-Game & his X-Box. She then went to the refrigerator to throw away all his Beer.

Her husband almost died.

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Moral of this joke:
There's more to life than the gadgets we depend on.
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Joke ~ Flatulent Problem

I got this joke from sermon this morning...

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Joke ~ Lady With The Flatulent Problem

A lady visited her Smart Doctor and said, "I have a flatulent problem". (note that 'flatulent' is another word for 'fart'). "I flatulate a lot but luckily there's no sound and it does not smell. While I'm talking to you I have already flatulated about 20 times."

The Smart Doctor gave her some medication, but a week later, the lady came back and said. "I don't know what you gave me... but now... it's worst... because my flatulating is noisy and smelly."

The Smart Doctor then said, "The medication I gave was to clear your blocked-ear so you'll be able to hear... and to cure your sinus problem so that you'll be able to smell. Now we can deal with this flatulent problem".

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Moral of this Joke:
Sometimes, we think we know what the problem is... but as always... we could be wrong. We should use the people around us to get a different perspective because they may be able to see things we may have missed.
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