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Joke ~ The End Of The World

Here's an original joke by some friends of mine. It was a collaboration.

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Joke ~ The End Of The World

Jill: It looks like the end of the world is near. The signs are described in the bible.

Jack: "But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

Jill: Amen! But we should remain vigilant! I wouldn't want to be in the shoes of the 5 silly virgins.

Jack: But I'm sure some would like to be in the pants of the 5 silly virgins.

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References:

Matthew 24:1-45 ~ The Destruction of the Temple and Signs of the End Times

Matthew 25:1-13 ~ The Story of the Virgins

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The Story of the Virgins ~ Matthew 25:1-13

[1] “God’s kingdom is like ten young virgins who took oil lamps and went out to greet the bridegroom. [2] Five were silly and five were smart. [3] The silly virgins took lamps, but no extra oil. [4] The smart virgins took jars of oil to feed their lamps. [5] The bridegroom didn’t show up when they expected him, and they all fell asleep. [6] “In the middle of the night someone yelled out, ‘He’s here! The bridegroom’s here! Go out and greet him!’ [7] “The ten virgins got up and got their lamps ready. [8] The silly virgins said to the smart ones, ‘Our lamps are going out; lend us some of your oil.’ [9] “They answered, ‘There might not be enough to go around; go buy your own.’ [10] “They did, but while they were out buying oil, the bridegroom arrived. When everyone who was there to greet him had gone into the wedding feast, the door was locked. [11] “Much later, the other virgins, the silly ones, showed up and knocked on the door, saying, ‘Master, we’re here. Let us in.’ [12] “He answered, ‘Do I know you? I don’t think I know you.’ [13] “So stay alert. You have no idea when he might arrive.  

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This Silly Circle Of Life ~ by PGA

Nobody actually thinks they're silly.

It's only the smart people...
who think the silly people are being silly.

And it's the silly people themselves,
who think that they are smart.

Isn't this silly, this Silly Circle Of Life?

I feel that... people who do silly things...

don't think that they are being silly...

so let's pray for them... because... 

hopefully... they'll be praying for us... 

while we go about doing the non-silly stuff... 

that we think those silly people ought to be doing.

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