I just received this via email...
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A Fart Poem For You ~ by Unknown
A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
And some will quietly leave
A powerful, poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.
A fart can occur
in a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To a small elevator,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.
But that farts are all bad,
Is simply not true
We must never forget...
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye – right?
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