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Back Row (L to R): Waratharajan Pillai, Gregory Tambou, Eugene Chan, Rene
Nathan, Pio Bennett, Keith Santa Maria, Lawrence Pushpam, Robert Gribben,
Philip Yeap, Alexander Li, William Mager, Jude Hendricks, Sebastian R, William
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Middle Row (L to R): Christopher Tay, Gilbert Rozario, Francis Grosse, Joseph Chan, Francis Morier, Edmond Nathan, Gerard Alphonsus Pereira, Keith D' Rozario, Francis Lee, Leonard Peters, Francis Chiew, Tan Ghim Chuan Seated Front Row (L to R): Stephen Yeo, Marcel F Almonte, Francis Xavier, Michael Prem Chandran, A Mohankumar Nair (Monitor), Mr Peter Martens (Form Teacher), Gerard George, Anuar B Baharom, Martin Theseira, Bani Mohd, Selvyn Pereira Absent: Darryl Peterson (Monitor), Ramesh Nambiar. |
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A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. 'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. 'Well, I'm a panda,' he says, at the door. 'Look it up.' The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'
The joke is putting the comma after "Eats" as in...
"Eats, shoots and leaves" instead of...
"Eats shoots and leaves".
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