Joke ~ Wine, Woman and...

I just received another variation to this joke which warrants an update because it's shorter and easier to tell. If you want to read my earlier posting on this similar joke, click HERE.

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Joke ~ Wine, Woman and Look who's talking

Woman having wine 
at home, with husband.

She says,
"I love you."

He asks, 
"Is that you or 
the wine talking?"

She replies, 
"It's me... talking... 
to the wine".

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Joke ~ Secrets To A Long Happy Marriage

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Joke ~ Secrets To A Long Happy Marriage

An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine,

while sitting on the patio with her husband, 

and she says, "I love you so much, 

I don't know how I could ever live without you"... 

Her Husband asks, "Is that you, or the wine talking?"... 

She replies, "It's me... ...talking to the wine.".

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