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Monday, February 07, 2011

A Fart Poem For You ~ by Unknown

I just received this via email...

A Fart Poem For You ~ by Unknown

A fart is a pleasant thing, 
It gives the belly ease, 
It warms the bed in winter, 
And suffocates the fleas. 

A fart can be quiet, 
A fart can be loud, 
And some will quietly leave
A powerful, poisonous cloud 

A fart can be short, 
Or a fart can be long, 
Some farts have been known 
To sound like a song.

A fart can create 
A most curious medley, 
A fart can be harmless, 
Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell, 
While others are vile, 
A fart may pass quickly, 
Or linger a while.

A fart can occur 
in a number of places, 
And leave everyone there, 
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie, 
To a small elevator, 
A fart will find all of us 
Sooner or later. 

But that farts are all bad, 
Is simply not true
We must never forget...
Sweet old farts like you! 

Kinda brings a tear to your eye – right? 


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