Saint Bernard

Of all Catholics who become saints, 

I pity the guy named 'Bernard' 

For when he becomes a saint... 

He becomes a Saint Bernard.

But... how can you be a Saint Bernard...

if you're too small in size?

And how will you save people... 

who are mostly twice your size? 

But if you pray hard enough

you will one day realize...

that there may be a place in heaven

for just this one Saint...

and Bernard... 

will be his name.

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