The Positive Side of Life

Someone just sent me this. Here are some quotes that I like.

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THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:

Living on Earth is expensive, 

but it does include a free trip 

around the sun every year. 

How long a minute is 

depends on what side of the 

bathroom door you're on. 

Birthdays are good for you; 

the more you have, 

the longer you live. 

Happiness... comes through doors 

you didn't even know you left open. 

{Picture this... think... Heaven's Gates}

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,

how come nothing is free yet?

You... may be only... one person in the world;

but you may also be the world to one person. 

Some mistakes 

are too much fun 

to only make once. 

Don't cry because it's over; 

smile because it happened. 

We could learn a lot from crayons: 

some are sharp, some are pretty, 

some are dull, some have weird names, 

and all are different colors....but 

they all exist very nicely in the same box. 

A truly happy person is one who 

can enjoy the scenery on a detour. 

Working for God on earth does not pay much, 

but... His Retirement plan is out of this world.

Have an awesome day, 

and know that someone 

who thinks you're great has 

thought about you today!.. 

"And that person was me."..... 

Please don't keep this message 

to yourself.....send it to those 

who mean so much to you.... "NOW".. 

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