Joke ~ Watch That Diamond Ring

This boyfriend decides to give his girlfriend a diamond watch
instead of a diamond ring when proposing to her.

Boyfriend: A diamond watch is a more practical gift.
A diamond ring is too small. I want to put a watch
on your hand to hold on to because it is bigger.

Girlfriend: Why not give me a diamond hula hoop instead?'

Boyfriend: Will you marry me?

Girlfriend: Get the diamond hula hoop first.

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