Joke ~ Honey

Someone just sent me this joke via email.

Joke ~ Honey An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love. While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to her hostess to say, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving names'. The elderly lady hung her head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' she said, 'his name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old asshole what his name is.'

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The old man says, 

"Don't laugh whippersnapper, your day will come".

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What's a 'whippersnapper'?

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• noun; an unimportant but offensively presumptuous person, especially a young one.

~ http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/whippersnapper

• Whippersnapper or "whipper snapper" is a term used to describe a young, impertinent person.

~ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whippersnapper

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GIF ~ Lab Bunsen Burner ~ Faster Speed

Science Lab... I could have liked it while in school. What was I thinking of?

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Original Links:

http://www.google.com/logos/

200th Birthday of Robert Bunsen - (Global)

http://www.google.com/logos/bunsen.html

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Bible Quote ~ Revelation 3:8

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With what little faith you have... here's a bible passage...
"...you have kept my word and have not denied my name"

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I know your deeds. 

See, I have placed before you 

an open door that no one can shut. 

I know that you have little strength, 

yet you have kept my word 

and have not denied my name.

~ Revelation 3:8 (Bible NIV 2011)

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Comic Strip ~ by May Seah

I found this on her BLOG. So funny. 

I was literally Laughing Out Loud!

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Comic Strip ~ by May Seah

 http://blogs.todayonline.com/stargazing/

Featuring:
Tay Ping Hui, Jeanette Aw, Elvin Ng, Jessica Liu, Hong Hui Fang...

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more at...

http://blogs.todayonline.com/stargazing/2010/04/12/a-couple-of-weddings-and-some-funerals/

or...

http://blogs.todayonline.com/stargazing/

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Happy Birthday Joke

Here's a Happy Birthday Joke I got from the internet.

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Last week, Esther's boyfriend asked her what she wanted as a present.

"Oh, I don't know", she said. "Just give me something with diamonds".

He went out and got her a pack of playing cards.

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Thou Couldst Have No Power ~ Jesus Christ (John 19:8-11)

These are the actual words (or lyrics) and tune to 

the song as in John 19:8-11 (King James Version).

12 years ago (you can find it here) I sang different 

words and a slightly different tune. This would be 

closer to words in the King James Version of the Bible.

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Thou couldst have no power at all against me,

except it were given thee from above,

therefore he that hath delivered me unto thee,

hath the greater sin.

~ John 19:11

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John 19: 8-11

KJV (King James Version)

[8] When Pilate therefore heard that saying, he was the more afraid; [9] And went again into the judgment hall, and saith unto Jesus, Whence art thou? But Jesus gave him no answer. [10] Then saith Pilate unto him, Speakest thou not unto me? knowest thou not that I have power to crucify thee, and have power to release thee? [11] Jesus answered, Thou couldest have no power at all against me, except it were given thee from above: therefore he that delivered me unto thee hath the greater sin.

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Art ~ Pipe Cleaner Crafts

I use to have lots of fun doing these. 

I'd go to the shop and buy these things to create stuff to help me day-dream more. 

I never knew what they were called. 

After all these years, I now know that they're called 'Pipe Cleaners'.

Here's what you can do with them. Have fun!

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Zen Style ~ MP3 Player & Recorder 8GB ~ Creative Brand

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This information was found on the last image Caption Titled '7) More Information':

To download the latest software, firmware, and User Guide, visit
http://www.creative.com/getstarted/zenstyle/

For information on resolving issues with your player, visit
http://www.creative.com/mp3playerrecoverytool

To register your player, visit http://www.creative.com/register
Please note that warranty rights are not dependent on product registration.

For Creative Customer Support services, visit http://www.creative.com/support

Take good care of your hearing. Avoid listening to music at very loud volume.
To learn more on listening safely, read User Guide and the Safety information.

▲ ~ Front Page

▲ ~ Introduction Parts Diagram

▲ ~ 1) Charging Your Player

▲ ~ 2) Installing Software & User Guide

▲ ~ 3) Loading Contents to Your Player

▲ ~ 4) Navigating Menus & Options

▲ ~ 5) Navigating a List Quickly

▲ ~ 6-1) Setting Basic Functions ~ Part 1 of 2

▲ ~ 6-2) Setting Basic Functions ~ Part 2 of 2

▲ ~ 7) More Information

Zen Style ~ MP3 Player & Recorder 8GB ~ Creative Brand ~ Manual.

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The Bougainvillea Plant

The Bougainvillea Plant. Beautiful flower, watch out for the thorns.

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Winning Notification

Dear: e-Mail Winner,

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To
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Stress

What I'm suggesting below is better than getting 

addicted to something that will control you life.

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When feeling all stressed out, 

retreat to a quiet place to relax,

and do any one of these things...

• Pray,

• Meditate,

• Sleep,

... or any of the its combination.

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Labels:

Stress, PGA's Article, Quote

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Recipe ~ Grilled stingray in banana leaf ~ by Sylvia Tan

I saw someone did this at a BBQ once. Managed to find it on the internet.

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Recipe ~ Grilled stingray in banana leaf ~ by Sylvia Tan http://food.insing.com/recipe/Grilled-stingray-in-banana-leaf-recipe/id-77580200 We take it for granted, but cooking food in a wrap is familiar to many of us, grown up on paper-wrapped chicken and otak-otak. And it is a great idea. What happens is that the food is gently cooked, protected by the wrapping, enveloping it with the flavour of the seasonings used. And if you grill fish wrapped in a banana leaf, the leaf will invariably burn, giving a delicious smokiness to the wrapped article. A take on the classic otak-otak, grilled stingray in a banana leaf is today a Singapore modern classic. Few know however that it almost a foolproof way to cook fish. While I give a recipe for the sambal below, just use a dollop from a bottle of nonya sambal chilli if you cannot be bothered to make the topping from scratch. And yes, the banana leaf will hide any commercial flavours from the bottle.
Ingredients (Serves 4): • 300 g stingray • 1 tomato – chopped • 1 red chilli • 1 teaspoon belacan (shrimp paste) • 1 kaffir lime leaf, shredded • 1 teaspoon vegetable oil • A pinch of salt • 1 banana leaf
Method: 1. Dice tomato and chilli. Mix it well with the belacan, oil and a pinch of salt. 2. Lay the stingray slice on a banana leaf and top it with the tomato chilli mixture and the shredded kaffir lime leaf. 3. Wrap up the fish with the leaf. Fasten parcel using a stapler. Do not worry if you cannot cover the entire fish. The banana leaf lends fragrance to the dish. 4. Place parcel under a hot grill for 10-15 minutes or until the leaf is burnt in parts. Remove and serve at once with hot rice.
Variations: - Instead of stingray, you can use a batang slice or a whole grey pomfret. - If you do not have a grill, you can also barbecue this fish using a fish grilling basket over an open flame from a barbecue or the stove. - Instead of fresh chilli and belacan, you can add a spoonful of bottled sambal belacan instead for the topping.

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Crown Of Thorns

Crown Of Thorns

So, you want to have a pet?

So cute...

Here below, is a statement was made from one friend to another, when one of them wanted to have a cute pet porcupine as a pet after seeing cute baby porcupine photos.

They were only joking... but I found this statement very funny.

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"the only living thing 

she remembers to 

feed, give shelter 

and store extra food..is..

HERSELF..haha.."

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