A Fart Poem For You ~ by Unknown

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A Fart Poem For You ~ by Unknown

A fart is a pleasant thing, 

It gives the belly ease, 

It warms the bed in winter, 

And suffocates the fleas. 

A fart can be quiet, 

A fart can be loud, 

And some will quietly leave

A powerful, poisonous cloud 

A fart can be short, 

Or a fart can be long, 

Some farts have been known 

To sound like a song.

A fart can create 

A most curious medley, 

A fart can be harmless, 

Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell, 

While others are vile, 

A fart may pass quickly, 

Or linger a while.

A fart can occur 

in a number of places, 

And leave everyone there, 

With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie, 

To a small elevator, 

A fart will find all of us 

Sooner or later. 

But that farts are all bad, 

Is simply not true

We must never forget...

Sweet old farts like you! 

Kinda brings a tear to your eye – right? 

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