My sister sent me this joke. This is a good one...
A man suffered a sudden serious heart attack, and had immediate Lifesaving open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a weak voice, “No health insurance.” The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied. “No money in the bank.” The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you with the cost?” He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun…” The nun became agitated, and said loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.” The patient replied, “Then send the bill to my brother-in-law.” |
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