• When the lasagna content in my blood gets low, I get mean.
• His I.Q. is so low you can't test it. You have to dig for it.
• Good times are ahead or behind because they sure aren't here.
• If you are patient and wait long enough... Nothing will happen!
• I'm not messy. I'm organizationally challenged!
• If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupid.
• Never leave your food dish under a bird cage.
• Odie, let's talk "effort" versus "return" here. You know, you can still lead a pointless life without all that running around.
• Show me a good mouse, and I'll show you a cat with bad breath.
• Some people have anxiety attacks; some people have gas attacks... I have nap attacks.
• You can bet it wasn't an exercise freak who invented power steering.
• You know what "diet" is, don't you? It's "die" with "tea" that's what it is!
• All I do is eat and sleep. There must be more to a cat's life than that. But I hope not.
• Anybody can exercise but this kind of lethargy takes real discipline.
• Avoid fruits and nuts; after all, you are what you eat.
• Eat every meal as though it were your last.
• I eat too much because I'm depressed, and I'm depressed because I eat too much. It's a vicious circle that took years to perfect!
• I shall now attempt to eat a diet lunch consisting of one leaf of lettuce lightly seasoned with one tub of Mayonnaise!
• This is it. I've reached the pinnacle of laziness and gluttony... How depressing. There's no place to go after you've reached the top.
• Would you be willing to lead a parade in celebration of the lazy life? If the answer is yes... you're all wrong for lazy week.
• His I.Q. is so low you can't test it. You have to dig for it.
• Good times are ahead or behind because they sure aren't here.
• If you are patient and wait long enough... Nothing will happen!
• I'm not messy. I'm organizationally challenged!
• If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupid.
• Never leave your food dish under a bird cage.
• Odie, let's talk "effort" versus "return" here. You know, you can still lead a pointless life without all that running around.
• Show me a good mouse, and I'll show you a cat with bad breath.
• Some people have anxiety attacks; some people have gas attacks... I have nap attacks.
• You can bet it wasn't an exercise freak who invented power steering.
• You know what "diet" is, don't you? It's "die" with "tea" that's what it is!
• All I do is eat and sleep. There must be more to a cat's life than that. But I hope not.
• Anybody can exercise but this kind of lethargy takes real discipline.
• Avoid fruits and nuts; after all, you are what you eat.
• Eat every meal as though it were your last.
• I eat too much because I'm depressed, and I'm depressed because I eat too much. It's a vicious circle that took years to perfect!
• I shall now attempt to eat a diet lunch consisting of one leaf of lettuce lightly seasoned with one tub of Mayonnaise!
• This is it. I've reached the pinnacle of laziness and gluttony... How depressing. There's no place to go after you've reached the top.
• Would you be willing to lead a parade in celebration of the lazy life? If the answer is yes... you're all wrong for lazy week.
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