PGA ~ Sketched Art Line Drawing

Photo used is taken from the 'Power Of News Video'.
http://enterarena.blogspot.com/2010/08/news-promo-tv-trailer-2010jul27.html
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2010 Aug 21, 1826hrs
Sketched using...
http://www.dumpr.net/sketch.php
... & edited by me.

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2010 Aug 04
Sketched using...
'My Sketch' (or 'Sketch Me') in Facebook
... & edited by me.

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Joke ~ Banter with my Boss

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{Here’s the banter with my Boss this morning while I was at the ATM to Top-Up the New NETS Cash-Card and Refund the Old NETS Cash-Card. He was just behind me in the line. Here's what transpired. Boss walks to ATM while reading messages on his iPHONE. I spoke first as I walked to the ATM and he was next-in-line.}

Me to Boss: Morning.

Boss to Me: Morning.

{I wasn't too sure how to do the task so I decided to abort and do it later.}

Me to Boss: You better go first coz mine will take a some time.

Boss to Me: Ok.

{Boss walks to the front of the line as I move behind him. We were the only ones in line. He spoke as he was keying in his PIN.}

Boss to Me: I thought you said to me that you took out all the money and there wasn't any left.

{I laughed.}

Me to Boss: No lah! Don't worry, I left some for you.

{Boss laughed.}

Boss to Me: Thanks... I won't need much.

{We laughed.}

{After Boss left, I stepped up to the ATM and put in my bank-card. These words appeared on the screen, "Sorry, In-Sufficient Funds." No lah, this didn't happen but I thought it gave this story a little more bite.}

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Heaven ~ by Unknown Poet

As usual, I get things sent to me via email and I don't like forwarding something that might be construde as spam to others... but here's a funny poem about Heaven. I hope you like it.

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Heaven ~ by Unknown Poet

I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.

But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp--
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics and the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.

Herb, who I always thought
Was rotting away in hell,
Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
Looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake.

'And why is everyone so quiet,
So somber - give me a clue.'
'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock.
No one thought they'd be seeing you.'

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JUDGE NOT!!

Remember...
Just going to church
doesn't make you a Christian
any more than
standing in your garage
makes you a car mechanic.
Every saint has a PAST...
Every sinner has a FUTURE!
Now it's your turn...
Share this poem.

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