Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Joke ~ Overreact

If I ever have to do a Stand-up routine, I can do this. This stand-up comedy routine is inspired by my daughter when when she sent pix of ovary with caption, "Sry, I (my) ovary(s)-acted"

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Short Version

Joke (Riddle) ~ Why Do Women Overreact?

Question:
Why do women overreact?

Answer:
Because they have ovaries.
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Long Version

Joke ~ Overreact


Daughter:
sent pix of ovary with caption, 
"Sorry, ovary reacted"


Dad:

This is true.
Only women overreact.
(overreact = ovary act)
You see, only women have ovaries.
Because they have ovaries,
they are very good in acting.
It is very difficult... 
to take them seriously.

They... Pretend to cry.
Pretend don't know how to drive.
Pretend to drive anyhow.
Pretend cannot park.
Pretend cannot open bottle.
Pretend cannot open door.
Pretend to drop handkerchief.
Pretend eye got problem so blink-blink.

The reason why 
they 'overreact' 
is because...
(this I not bluffing, 
this is in dictionary)

'overreact'
means to...

"respond more emotionally 
or forcibly than is justified"

... this is true because
we all know that
women are very emotional.
... and this is also true because... 
because... they got ovaries mah!
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Dictionary (googled from the internet)

Question:

What does 'Overreact' mean?

Answer:

Overreact
verb

respond more emotionally 
or forcibly than is justified.
"the Authority are urging people not to overreact to the problem"

synonyms:
get upset over nothing, react disproportionately, get overexcited, go too far, act irrationally, lose one's sense of proportion, exaggerate, make something out of nothing, make a mountain out of a molehill, blow something up out of all proportion; informalpress/push/hit the panic button; informalgo over the top

"parents should set children a good example rather than overreact"
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QR Code & Whatsapp Web

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QR code
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QR_code

QR code (abbreviated from Quick Response Code) is the trademark for a type of matrix barcode (or two-dimensional barcode) first designed for the automotive industry in Japan. A barcode is a machine-readable optical label that contains information about the item to which it is attached. A QR code uses four standardized encoding modes (numeric, alphanumeric, byte/binary, and kanji) to efficiently store data; extensions may also be used.[1]
The QR Code system became popular outside the automotive industry due to its fast readability and greater storage capacity compared to standard UPC barcodes. Applications include product tracking, item identification, time tracking, document management, and general marketing.[2]
A QR code consists of black modules (square dots) arranged in a square grid on a white background, which can be read by an imaging device (such as a camera, scanner, etc.) and processed using Reed–Solomon error correction until the image can be appropriately interpreted. The required data are then extracted from patterns that are present in both horizontal and vertical components of the image.[2]

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Whatsapp Web

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Trivia Game Question

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Trivia Game Question

Ask a group of contestants to list as much as they can about this person in 30 secs. The person who list the most correct answers win. They will have to read fast because the name will be flashed very fast. The moment 2 persons says YES they've read it, the name will be hidden again.


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Date: Mon, Nov 16, 2015 at 7:22 PM
Subject: Lim Yew Kuan ~ BIOGRAPHY

This is not LKY.

This is the guy's name I saw at NAFA.

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http://www.nafa.edu.sg/showcase/awards/cultural-medallion/profile/lim-yew-kuan


Lim Yew Kuan
~ BIOGRAPHY

Lim Yew Kuan, was born in 1928 in Xiamen, China, came to Singapore during the Second World War to join his father Lim Hak Tai, the founding principal of Nanyang Academy of Fine Arts (NAFA). Having graduated from NAFA with a major in Western Art in 1950, Lim taught in the institution for seven years before he furthered his studies in the Chelsea School of Art in London between 1958 and 1962. When his father passed away in 1963, Lim took over and served as principal from 1963 to 1979. An important second-generation Nanyang artist and the second principal of the Nanyang Academy of Fine Arts, he is known to have steered NAFA through some of its most difficult times in the 60s and 70s and nurtured generations of artists.

In 1980, Lim was awarded the Public Service Star from the Singapore Government and was awarded the Long Service Award by NAFA in 1985. A proficient sculptor, Lim was also commissioned by the Singapore Istana to make marble busts of Singapore’s first two Presidents, Encik Yusof Ishak and Dr Benjamin Sheares in 1997 and 1999 respectively. In 2011, he received the Cultural Medallion for his significant contributions to visual arts in Singapore.

Lim’s forte is in the area of nude painting and distinguished expressionism. He is especially noted for his textured strokes, rich colour and delicate touch of the brush which effectively captures time, mood and emotion in his paintings. On his art, Lim says, ‘an artist does not simply strive to create a painting that is aesthetically pleasing. Only when he has experienced life and understood the nature of things can he be a true artist.’




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