Monday, September 05, 2011

Poem ~ One Fine Day In The Middle Of The Night

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One Fine Day In The Middle Of The Night

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

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Art ~ Paper Craft Hobby (Free)

I found this website which shows you how to do easy paper fold up for yourself and as interesting gifts to your friends. The first thing on the list when I logged in was this Alfa Romeo... and I know who I'm thinking of right now.

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Art ~ Paper Craft Hobby (Free)
The latest and greatest fold-up toys, 
for YOU and as gifts to give to your friends. 
New additions are listed to the right!

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Link to the Alfa Romeo Fold-Up Paper Toy
http://www.papertoys.com/images/alfaromeo.jpg


Click on image to enlarge and you can enlarge it further by using a photocopier to enlarge it. Have fun!


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